February 5, 2007
Not sure if all of them are facts
“ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades – King David, Clubs – Alexander the Great, Hearts – Charlemagne, Diamonds – Julius Caesar. “
September 11, 2006
“Mr. Blue: I had one regular, an old woman. I’d always say, “So, how are you doing?” And she was like, “I’m dying. My lungs are failing. I just had my third dialysis.” She had to pause between her words to spike up her life force. Then she’d say something like, “Oh, Jesus, I’m in rough shape.””
September 4, 2006
If you want to get into the happiest place on earth, you now have to give up your fingerprint.
August 2, 2006
Find out what part of the US says what.
March 26, 2006
My favorite: Why doesn't he want to talk about his day when he gets home?
March 21, 2006
See where your tax dollars are going. Is it just me or do we spend too much on defense?
March 15, 2006
March 8, 2006
Sometimes artists do amazing things. Instead of the usual crap.
March 6, 2006
These fish are actually jumping into the fishermen’s boat. WTF.
I can’t believe Jim Carrey was homeless for a bit.
March 1, 2006
“It has been successfully tested on a third-generation iPod and on an iPod mini, but it should also work on other iPod generations.
January 30, 2006
So I have this coworker of mine. He’s a pretty interesting fellow. He seems to have this need to scratch himself in the crotchial region at all times. At least one of his hands is in his pocket fidgeting around. He’s not playing with himself. He’s just scratching. Now, either he’s got a rash that won’t go away (STD) or he needs some better hygiene. I want him to stop but I don’t know how to make him stop. I just try and avoid him these days. Does anyone else have a coworker like this? I just want to tell him in front of everyone else “STOP DOING THAT!” And the worst part is, there is a small possibility that I may have to use the same keyboard he uses at times. Ugh… Good thing I clean every keyboard I come in contact with.
January 24, 2006
I know everyone’s seen this dog before, but I just needed to put it up on my blog.
January 19, 2006
Why couldn’t they have this stuff when I was younger….and richer… Apparently, this rubber band gun has 12 barrels and each barrel can handler….get this 12 rubber bands. This means you cans shoot 144 rubber bands at coworkers and other people that annoy you. However, it’s listed at $400. If you’re adept at the art of woodwork, you can buy the plans for $30.
January 17, 2006
I chose this title because this is my very first foray into this world called blogging. I know some people who use myspace and others but I thought I’d try something different. A blog platform that no one I know uses. My goal is to update this site for friends and others with things that interest me.